Well, it wasn't that dramatic, but yes, i did get fired... The funny thing about it is that i wasn't even at work when it happened. I was at home being sick with the flu some punk ass motherfucker gave me. See, the thing is, i never get sick on my own, like from my environment or anything, whenever i get sick (which is like once a year), its always from someone else. Anyways, so i was at home sick, i called into work, and my boss (who isn't the smartest peanut in the turd), tells me I'm being fired because i missed the mandatory employee meeting at 8 am. I told her she knew i was sick, she said she did not, and that also somehow, a customer complained about me. I have no idea how it happened, but it happened. This is quite funny to me, because for that to have happened, there would have had to have been a customer in the store. Which almost never happens during the hours i was working. So long story short, I got fired.
Now lets go into some information you may not know about Alltel wireless super store next to the arctic circle. For one, they have a huge rat problem. I'm not talking like a few mice here and there, I'm talking like a serious infestation of rats. The problem is so bad, one day when one of the higher up managers (the equivalent to a fast food manager, but for multiple states), was there, he ordered a pizza, and left it in the back room. When he went to get a second slice, there was 3 rats sitting on top of the pizza, chowing down. He screamed like a little girl, and guess who had to take care of the problem. That's right, he couldn't handle rats, so i went in there and scared the big mean things away. He gets on the phone and calls a pest control guy to have the problem professionally taken care of, and gets a quote of $500. This is to clean up all the rat shit (which the office is full of), set traps, remove the dead bodies (which the office is full of), and seal as much of the building up as he could. The head guy gets a call back from the corporate office and they say to call the terminator back and tell him to just forget about it, that $500 bucks is too much to spend on this huge rat infestation, and that we could handle it for much cheaper. So the answer to this rat problem involves us going to home depot, picking up 4 boxes of D-con rat poison, and putting the dishes all over the back room, and hiding a few in the front, of course where the customers wont see them. So to this day, if you ever go in there, be sure you don't breathe in the air, cuz i hear you can die from all that rat shit in the air, gives you some disease called Hantavirus pulmonary syndrome. This is a very real and very serious problem, and to tell you the truth, i hope no one cleans it up and they breathe that shit making their minimum wage paychecks till they all start showing signs of fever, deep muscle aches, and severe shortness of breath.
The second thing is that these people will lie to you about anything just so they can get themselves one more activation or sale for the day. Unless they want to keep making minimum wage, they have to get sales, and because not that many people come in that store, they will tell the ones that do come in there the biggest lies in the world just to get you to buy something. This job only pays you one or the other, which I thought was complete bullshit. If you make more money in a two week pay period on sales, then you get the commission, but if you don't, then you get the minimum wage. These people are so bad they would tell you that your new born baby just died if they thought you would buy a phone so you can call and make funeral arrangements. They know they can tell you anything, because once you sign that two year contract, your ass is theirs, and if you try to get out of it, you will basically end up giving them your first born, along with one of your arms or legs.
Another thing that was really stupid about that place, is the fact that it takes them no less than 2 hours to get someone in and out. No matter if your there for an activation, or an accessory, plan on spending a good hour and a half to two hours sitting on your ass watching the lady behind the desk act like a complete retard. I have my doubts, that maybe she is partially retarded. This lady called me up one night to ask me how to spell the word "again." She also always had me type things out for her, and read over her emails to the corporate office. It was so hard to not laugh, and sometimes I just laughed in her face about how stupid she was, and she would just laugh it off like it was cute to be an idiot or something. I'm not going to really get into it, but for example, she would write huge run on sentences, misuse their and there, and basically reading her emails was like reading something a caveman or a 3 year old would try to write... And this is the fucking manager. I guess she used to be a cocktail waitress in Las Vegas, and as we all know, you don't need very big brains to bring drunk perverts their drinks while their jacking their dicks off at the little whore strippers.
So that's about all I have to say about working there. Don't ever get a cell phone there, and if you can help it, don't even go into the office, cuz you might catch a little whiff of the rat shit disease, or you'll get conned into a bad contract.
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