Hello and welcome to my blog... Yay for blogs and the internet and all this wonderful shit we surround ourselves with. Where would we be without it ? Well, we'd probably be outside and about 200 pounds lighter, but whatever. Eat sleep and be merry for tomrrow we might all have heart attacks, or something like that. Anyways, this is just a little intro to me and the voices in my head that tell me what to do. So yea, here i am...
For those who have a myspace, you can add me at myspace.com/hazmatikus I'll probably post the same blog stuff here as i do there, but i've had the myspace for a while now, so theres a few more posts there if you wanna read them. I started the myspace account for one reason, and one reason only. To win a keith and the girl limited edition ipod nano. If you dont know what keith and the girl is, and you like funny shit, i highly suggest you get your lazy ass over to their website and listen to them. Keith and the girl is a comedy podcast, and one of the funniest ones out there. They are a couple based in New York City ( new york city ? Get a rope)... anyways, yea, they are funny, way funnier than that last joke i just cracked.
Anyways, back to me... I like writing poetry, that sometimes turns into hip hop, i like writing in general, i love comedy and making people laugh, and recently i've discovered i have a talent for rock paper scissors. I had no idea it was such a popular "sport" if you will. Apparently up here in montana where i live, there is a tournament going on in 64 bars. The winner from each bar will go on to the final tournament, and the winner from that will win a trip to las vegas to compete in the nationals or whatever. The winner of that gets something like $50,000... No fucking shit right ? I was blown away when i heard that. So needless to say, i've been brushing up on my rock paper scissors (or rps as we in the know like to call it), and I'm going to keep attending these tournaments till I win the motherfucker. The first one i went to, i won my first 3 matches, then got beat. But i have plenty of time to train and win this shit.
Thats about it, I have to go to work, which is really stupid. I make minimum wage to sit on my ass, read books, play my nintendo ds, watch cartoons, and occasionaly tell the whiny bitchy customer that there is nothing i can do to help them. Yea, i work in a cell phone super store, but the store i work in isnt very super. But whatever, i'm working on finding a new job that will utilize my 1337 skillz0rs... but until then, i'll make my minimum wage paycheck and piss off as many people as i can in the process.
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