Sometimes my life feels like one big giant blue screen of death, or BSOD for those of you in the know. Like when I'm trying to succeed and better myself, then all of the sudden i get physical memory dumped all over my shit. I know my IRQ is not less or equal, or even more for that matter, but is that any reason to completely fuck over whatever it is I'm trying to do at that point and time? No, i don't believe it is. But never the less, a problem has been detected and my shit has been shut the fuck down to prevent further damage.

Sure i could bust out a quick F8 and live the rest of my life in safe mode, or even safe mode with command prompt or networking, but wheres the fun in that? And have you ever tried to contact your system administrator ? Talk about impossibly long hold times. Sometimes it feels like my system admin isn't even there, or doesn't even exist for that matter. You would think that between the father, the son, and the holy ghost, one of them could find the time to get off their fat lazy proverbial ass and answer an email or phone call or something. I mean seriously, how many times can you be told to just reboot before you wanna stick your reboot up their 150 gig, 10 k spindle speed, 16 meg buffer memory sata hard drive. I'm running out of nerves, brain cells and patience, and if something doesn't get changed for the better, I'm gonna be forced to format and recover. GOOD DAY SIR!